Between Zoja chewing on her legs, Nadija dragging him around by his hat and Danjela constantly wanting to dress him up in earrings and Barbie dresses, Chippy decided that life wasn't worth living.
We found Chippy this morning - overdosed on Bacardi and Vicodin. (Not sure where he got either one, but we think it was from Peppy, the drug-dealing elf down the street.)
Chippy leaves behind Santa, Mrs. Claus, and a cat named Snowball. In lieu of flowers, The Claus Family asks that donations be sent to the Keebler Foundation -- a worthwhile charity that takes in runaway elves and retrains them with employeable job skills such as cookie making and snack food marketing.
RIP Chippy.
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